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Post Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:08 am 
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THE HEART ATTACK


A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she asks.

'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mummy, Mummy, Aunty Shirley is hiding in the closet, and she has no clothes on"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband.
Rips open the closet door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.



'You rotten Bitch', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!!'

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Post Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:16 pm 
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:laugh: :laugh:

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Post Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:34 am 
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A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.

The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce.

The man persists and asks to see the manager.

The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buyhalf a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."



The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.



Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that

situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

"Canada, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada"

"No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"

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Post Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:14 pm 
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sSc_eek :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Post Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:32 pm 
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sFun_rofl sHa_dielaughing :2261_high: Now why didn't I marry a blond :1121_wink:

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Post Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 11:19 am 
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Here's what happened yesterday at a local dock. Gassed up a rodholder instead of the fuel fill.....

http://www.oifc.com/fishing_report

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Post Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 4:47 pm 
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gran398 wrote:
Here's what happened yesterday at a local dock. Gassed up a rodholder instead of the fuel fill.....

http://www.oifc.com/fishing_report" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


I just read about that on Facebook. Crazy. why didn't they just turn off the battery switch? of just leave it the hell alone?

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Post Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:11 am 
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Man I know how that guy most feel. Two years ago A mechanic up the road from me , told me a guy who's boat he works on, called him from the gas station. So he went to the station with a pump that he has for gas. The station manager called the EPA. They were also their. Larry unhooked the battery the right way, ground first. then took the battery out of the boat. they moved the boat a safe distance away and pump the gas out of the bilge. After he told me about it I laughed my butt off. Well as you get old you find your self doing some really dumb things. Maybe that was still on my mind, because two weeks later , I pull into the gas station to top off my gas tank in my 19-6. I don't use rod holders butt my boat has one right next to the gas fill. I'll be dam if I didn't pump 5 gals right into my rod holder. sSc_eek none run out of the boat because I had put plugs in my drains. So I sheepishly unhooked my battery an quickly got out of the station sFun_eyescan and drove the 2 miles to the house. then put buckets under the drains ans then took out the plugs and drained the gas out of the boat. So I know how easy that can happen. :504_shrugging: :trainwreck:

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 1:47 pm 
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This place has really cool nautical stuff. A bit pricey, but the real deal:

http://www.skipjackmarinegallery.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:31 pm 
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The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

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Post Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 2:40 pm 
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Pick your favorite team!!

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Post Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:35 am 
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Israeli Sea World!!!! sFun_crazydance


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Post Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:02 pm 
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Man that is one talented raft of Dolphins......

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Couple of Boy Toys...... sSc_eek

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Post Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:49 pm 
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Now THIS is a boat!

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