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Post Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:48 pm 
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> The last nickel
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> A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
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> Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
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> The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
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> A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
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> Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
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> Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
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> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
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"No" the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."

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Post Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:57 pm 
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Post Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:41 am 
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Yea, no shit had one of those sAng_scream That is so true, and I am surprised I still have my cloths on my back sAng_soapbox . But again, walking out of court naked is frowned on I guess sHa-shakeshout

But you know why divorces are so expensive.......... sFun_eyescan



Cause they are worth it sFun_crazydance sHa_woot

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Post Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:48 pm 
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Drafting us old guys. I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass- backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while..
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-bitch. If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser. Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've never seen anyone out run a bullet.An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.

Let us old guys track down those terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.

HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!

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Post Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 12:20 pm 
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Post Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:03 pm 
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Yea brother Dav give me a 300 Winchester mag sniper rifle with a 28" barrel for over 1200 yards. A M10 sniper rifle with a 24" barrel for 200 to 800 yards. And last but not least a M10 with a 20" barrel for those that get with in 200 yards. Then plenty of ammo , Then a good wall with a loophole in it and a lawn chair. Then all I Would need is some one to bring me a beer once in a while and I would be all set. All I almost forgot some garnads because I don't intend to run on these replacement knees at my age any more. So see the Army would save money. They wouldn't have to train me or provide transport for me other then getting me their. sFun_crazydance sHa-shakeshout :605_thumbs_up: :mrgreen:

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Post Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:27 pm 
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Post Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:40 pm 
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Well as a vet and after what the ravens did in England, I haven't watched a game or will I ever watch another one. The biggest problem is, those dummies don't even really know why it's pissing off vets. I Don't think any of them watched the interview with kapernick when he said he was protesting the flag and anthem. And I'm sorry but growing up in Baltimore and going to schools that were 50% white and 50% black and playing sports with every color and working in the same jobs with every color and serving in the Army with every color. I personal don't see the problem, except for those that want their to be a problem, and try to create one. We are now 6 generation since the civil war. When in the hell is this supposed race problem going to end. I think It will only end when the race baiters stop the bull, and stop blaming the police for the crime in their own neighborhoods. Sorry guys for the rant but at 71 I've had enough of those college brats starting this carp and being paid by George Soros to do it. sAng_scream sAng_soapbox

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Post Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:27 pm 
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What chaps my azz is all of the cribs and the fast cars and the hoes and the yachts. They ought to give that money back to the oppressed in the hood. Or donate to domestic violence education.

Kaepernick better save his money, his football days are over at the age of 29.

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