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Post Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 3:50 pm 
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Well this morning I went to the bank then came home to frame in one of the Windows ,I'm putting in my work shop :605_thumbs_up: . Well I get the window out and build the frame right around the window. Then I put to braces on the frame to keep it square. I then go a round to the back of the garage and nail up :753_hammer_hitting_head: and plum the two studs that the window will go between. Then nail up :753_hammer_hitting_head: the Jack studs and then nail in the window frame and then the two headers. Well as I finish for the day I stand back to admire my work. :605_thumbs_up: Well then this friend comes a round the corner of the garage and stands beside me and starts looking over my work. He then says , your out of plum. sSc_eek OUT OF PLUM, like hell. He say to me ,You know I have calibrated eyes and its out of plum. sAng_scream Well I go back in the garage and get my two foot level and my six foot level. I climb the ladder and put one level on the headers and the second one on what will be the still. sHa-shakeshout right on. He say no way that can't be right. :rolleyes: Well get you calibrated butt up here and look. :1143_neener_neener_neener: Right on, well I told you so. sFi_wwe Then I say your from the mountains and have one leg shorter then the other . So your on flat land now and your standing out of plum. So take your calibrated hill billy eyes and go home before I nail you up here:753_hammer_hitting_head: . And go get your eyes recalibrated. Critics don't you just love um. :mrgreen: :1121_wink:

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Post Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 6:51 pm 
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HA! Sounds like a girl I know sHa_dielaughing

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Post Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 11:57 pm 
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sSc_eek :laugh: sFun_rofl

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Post Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 9:15 pm 
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HAHAHAHA

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